Cadbury Bourneville Hazelnut from India
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Cadbury Bourneville Almond from India
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Casino White Caramelized Coconut from France
By · CommentsLess than two weeks ago, I was at a holiday party held by the hotel where my wife works. It was a Christmas party and everyone attending selected in advance a gift recipient at random out of a hat. My selection was a pastry chef. I went on the internet and did a little research about him ahead of time in order to discern what sort of gift he might enjoy. He described himself as a chocoholic, so I knew immediately that I could not buy him a chocolate collection.
At the party when I met him for the first time, I mentioned the Chocolate Republic. He wasn’t much interested. He kept a sort of chocolate blog himself, more like a food and lifestyle assessment. In conversing with him, I realized a pastry chef was no man to helm the Chocolate Republic. This man recounted the fine cacaos he used in his pastry confections, most of which I never heard of and would have no ready access to buy in the retail markets. He judged everything from a professional chef’s standpoint. He didn’t or couldn’t see it from the consumers’. First and foremost, consumers don’t care if chocolate is made from rare Arriba beans from Ecuador. They only delight in those obscure facts if the chocolate offers a unique taste treat and is sold at a price commensurate with its quality, and that’s only if they have any interest whatsoever in eating better quality chocolate. It’s only in the last twenty years there’s been a real market among the commoners for premium chocolates.
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Are Americans Really That Stupid?
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Would the majority of Americans believe this is a world map? Only according to the rest of the world.
Talk of American stupidity is nothing new. When I took my first big world trip in 1994, Europeans loved to bring up, for no reason whatsoever, how dumb Americans are. After George W. Bush was elected, twice, the subject of American intelligence was ripe for more potshots . Jay Leno, the talk show host, regularly mocks American stupidity. He has an unscripted segment called “Jaywalking” talking to ‘everyday’ Americans, asking exceptionally simple questions that the respondents answer incorrectly. On his Fourth of July segment, he posed questions like “Who did America gain its independence from?”
The European slams, the Jaywalking segments, and even the simplified American worldview map above are not very thorough justifications for American stupidity. The United States is a large country. Most Americans have neither the time nor the money to venture off their home continent and obtain a broader view of the world. These are the people European travelers to America encounter. The Jaywalking segments document some serious idiocy, to be sure, but it’s being played for comedy. Any people providing Leno with correct answers aren’t shown on the segment.
It wouldn’t be very difficult for me to amass video footage of French or German or Spanish ignoramuses failing to answer easy questions about their home countries; data on low IQ elected European politicians; or produce North American and Asian maps in which European schoolchildren cannot ascribe the proper state or country names.
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Tesco Organic Ecuadorean 39% Milk Chocolate from UK
By · CommentsSince the Chocolate Republic’s inception fifteen months ago, I’ve watched the chocolate landscape change for the better in Thailand. Prices haven’t fallen for the Lindts and Guylians and Freys. In the luxury end, there’s really not more and better chocolates available. No, what’s changed is that the big retail marketing powerhouses in Thailand, with their headquarters in Europe, have started offering in-house brands at very attractive prices.
Carrefour started doing it before they leapt out of Thailand completely. Big C has started to offer their Casino bars. And now marketing mammoth from the UK, Tesco, through its Thai operations of Tesco-Lotus, is selling Tesco branded chocolate bars in Thailand at about the same price as Big C is selling Casino bars at its stores.
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Casino Dark Tanzania 85% with Split Almonds from France
By · CommentsCould it be because Casino is from France, the nation most closely associated with epicureans, that their food products take on a luxury air? Casino goes all out on this one, part of their Delices range. They’re offering a dark, dark chocolate, at 85% cocoa solids, with cacao sourced from Tanzania, and filled with 10% split almonds, an ambitious undertaking indeed.
Green & Black’s and Carrefour did quite acceptable jobs with their 80%+ bars. The reason you don’t see many 80%+ bars on the shelves, especially among mainstream producers, is that they’re not easy to pull off. The darker the chocolate, the more important the cacao that’s been sourced and the manufacturer’s chocolate producing techniques in dealing with the higher expected bitterness. Here’s a analogy that could better explain it. The quality and freshness of fish stands is more evident when that fish is eaten as sashimi. Served as a fried fish filet sandwich at McDonald’s and drenched in cheese, it’s not so easy to discern — or all that important — what grade dish you’re eating.
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Casino Milk Chocolate Caramel from France
By · CommentsI’d spun the roulette wheel once with this Casino, trying the French chocolate brand’s dark chocolate with hints of cacao bean, sourced from Caribbean cacao. The verdict from that bar (and a few Casino pizzas) was that retail behemoth Casino was using its sales clout to produce some decent quality home brands.
I picked up three chocolate bars that day I was strolling through Casino’s Thai-subsidiary Big C. Two were dark bars. My wife and step-son are anti-dark. Not as vociferously anti-dark as the white supremacists running South Africa in the 1980′s and before, but close. Milk chocolates are the name of their game, as they are of most amateur chocolate tasters. The little leaguers seem to have an obsession with caramel as well, all the more so if the caramel is mixed with milk chocolate. I love caramel as much as the next guy. Whenever we go to Swensen’s for a sundae, I’ll go out of my way to order a sundae drenched in caramel. But in the Chocolate Republic’s sphere of influence, I’ve found that caramel is usually added to chocolate to cover up the taste of inferior product. Caramel has such a tasty flavor and texture that the quality of the chocolate the caramel is packed into drifts into the background for consideration. I remember the Marathon bars I used to eat as a kid. They made better rulers than they did quality chocolate bars, and Mars discontinued them over 30 years ago, probably to save lives. At the time I ate them in the mid- and late-70′s, these braided bars were treated like fine champagne. My palate was distracted by the caramel. I didn’t get a chance to comprehend how bad the chocolate really was.
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Casino Dark With Bits of Cacao Bean from France
By · CommentsI was moseying on through the local Big C supermarket to do some grocery shopping, and my eyes came across several of these Casino brand bars, all made in France. I’d only heard of Casino a month or two prior. My wife had come home from Big C with several Casino brand pizzas in hand, purchased for very reasonable prices by Thai standards. The quality of these frozen pizzas was superb, and we’d regularly serve them to guests as a snack.
It was only from doing research for these French chocolate bars that I discovered the Casino Group is a humungous food conglomerate, not just some small regional food producer. Casino consists of 11,663 stores and 230,000 employees. In 2010, the Group had over €29bn in revenues and €1.3bn in trading profits.
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Koh Chang
By · Comments“In the past, things Chang never really did it for me. The Thai market-leading beer, Chang Classic, tastes bitter and artificial. In university, my lab partner Teddy Chang routinely stole my lab notes and claimed them as his own. The Chang Naga tribe in India cooked some really horrible curries. And as a kid, I remember reading about the Siamese twins Chang and Eng Bunker who had a fused liver. How depressing! Things Chang all chang-ed after I got to Koh Chang. Chang-ing could be fun for a change.” Doug Knell, Doug’s Republic
In Thai, the word chang means elephant. Because the most popular beer in Thailand is also called Chang, and visitors see the English word often as a result, it’s normal to mispronounce. I tend to pronounce chang as if it rhymes with hang, bang, or fang. Actually, it’s pronounced as if it rhymes with bong, thong, and wrong, three things partying tourists to Koh Chang may encounter if they go to the earthier pickup bars.
Koh Chang is Thailand’s third largest island. [For fact seekers, Phuket is the largest, and Koh Samui is the second largest, just 10 sq km bigger than Koh Chang] Located in Trat province in eastern Thailand, just an hour’s drive from the Cambodian border, the island just doesn’t register on peoples’ minds as an idyllic paradise, not in the way Samui and Phuket do. Koh Samui and Phuket have been open a lot longer for tourism. Koh Chang saw a smattering of roughhewn backpackers in the 1990′s. A friend of mine from Washington, Burma Mike, visited in 1991 and seduced backpacker virgins on virgin beaches. My brother went in 1992. There were no roads and electricity was limited. Sounds much like Koh Tao did when I first visited in ’94. The masses stayed away back then.
Koh Chang has a selling point the other islands don’t, and that is its proximity to Bangkok. Koh Samui is 775 km away from the Kok and involves a long bus ride to Suratthani and then a ferry. Or a 12-hour train ride and then a ferry. Or a relatively expensive plane fare on Bangkok Airways, the only airline which makes the fight and owns the airport in Samui. Phuket is even further. Over 850 km from the Kok, although low cost airlines ply this route.
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New And Old Skool Accommodations In Koh Chang
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