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Apr
04

Worn A Pair Of Beer Goggles Lately?

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Science proves that once this woman wears a pair of goggles, a lot more men will look like models

Science proves that once this woman wears a pair of goggles, a lot more men will look like models

Most of us are loath to admit that, on occasion, we’ve been to a bar, consumed a few too many pints, and then wound up going home with someone whose face and body look they were created from a crude blueprint in beta testing mode. The excuse: I was wearing beer goggles.” 

I can’t say this has ever happened to me. Honest!

Wearing beer goggles has a distinctly identifiable definition. Many confuse beer goggles to mean that you’ve imbibed so much you think you know everything. Sorry. That’s just general drunken idiocy, like a drunken girl I once met who insisted she was a vegetarian despite eating pork, chicken, beef, and obscure game meats. Yes, beer goggles are worn in a drunken state, but they pertain to a particular observable phenomenon. Someone with beer goggles on sees a pickup prospect as considerably more attractive than if the goggles had never been donned. 

[Click the picture to read the rest of this marveloso articlo, si padre?]

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