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Didi The Dancing Penguin
Posted by: | CommentsDidi used to live in corners
Surrounded by morality she could never understand
Soon she got it in her mind to move forward
And she took the Law and crushed it in her hands
Ever since she was a child,
She honored all the doctrines as if they came from G-d
Interpretations slanted by her leaders
Made all the concepts seem like they were frauds
Now she’s walking down the street
To her no rules exist
There’s talking in the town
That she’s an existentialist
She’s just become her own psychoanalyst
The people consider her a rebel
She dresses as a heathen to support the way she acts
Dancing in the streets states her position
Joan of Arc would pat her on the back
The books on her shelves are dirty reading
Banned by the censors to keep the young pristine
She quotes lines to all who want to hear them
In topless clothes which border the obscene
She spends her nights at home with guys watching Phil Donahue
Then she gives them what they want
Because she has nothing better to do
And afterwards, she asks them to tell her what is true
Didi exists on her own ethics
She never got a kick out of dressing up before she prayed
And she insists she can do exactly what she pleases
As long as no one’s hurt along the way
Her dark bedroom walls are lined with posters
Pictures others find offensive are scattered everywhere
The townspeople say she’ll rot forever
She asks them, “Have you been to Hell to know it’s there?”
She invites the Pope to her prom,
But the Pope says he’s going stag
You know putting a dozen kids through school
Can turn out to be a drag
She’d rather die tomorrow than lose everything she has
She’s reciting nursery rhymes while crusaders storm her house
She has nothing to support and nothing to renounce
She knows what she stands for and what her life is all about
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The Cross And The Crescent: The Mass Market Of Religion
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If these two religions hadn’t been mass marketed so effectively, the idea of world peace might not be such a cliche
Islam and Christianity have sure done a super job spreading the word. Half of the world’s current population is either Christian or Muslim, with the two religions roughly on par with each other. Neither religion is pausing for breath, and both should easily maintain or increase their share of the world’s religion markets in the coming century.
Religion is a market. It’s big business. Everyone knows tele-evangelists have been raking in the big bucks off believers for years. Christian Post publishes a list of America’s largest churches. Thirty five of the top one hundred churches, coined gigachurches, lure in more than 10,000 Christ lovers per week. The other sixty-five in the top hundred draw in more than 6,000. There are now churches online, whose congregations span across borders. The attendees pay church membership fees, buy crosses and wafers, and send their kids to Christian schools and camps.
Islam hasn’t been quite as efficient at monetizing their market. There are no gigamosques, as such, and since the majority of Muslims live in poorer parts of the world, they lack the disposable income for potential Muslim tele-evangelists to milk the most from it. The annual pilgrimage to Mecca remains a nice money spinner for the Saudi Arabian economy. Three million people show up annually, infusing the Meccan economy with US$100m. Saudi Arabian Airlines derives 12% of its annual income from the pilgrimage.
Both religions have great marketing teams they call missionaries. The Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints (LDS) has some of the most active missionary teams in the Christian market, with over 50,000 Mormons at any given time spreading Jesus Christ’s and Joseph Smith’s words at their own, not the Church’s, expense for two years. It’s a very sweet deal for LDS — fresh converts brought in without having to spend a dime to get them, like having your very own multi-level marketing scheme without having to pay any downline commissions for bringing in sales. When I was 13, our family drove across country, and we stopped for an afternoon in Salt Lake City, Utah to visit the Mormon Temple grounds. By my mother innocently filling out the guestbook there, the ever efficient Mormons logged our address and within a month a Mormon self-financed proselytizer was knocking at our door and trying to convert the entire family. Talk about chasing up every available lead!
Missionaries have always found ready targets in the poor and the disenfranchised. The classic missionary stratagem is to show up in an economically undeveloped area, say an Indian tribal village in Central or South America, bearing educational tools and medicines. A tacit deal is struck. The “benevolent,” but uninvited, missionaries let the locals attend the schools and use the hospitals. In exchange, the villagers wind up as card-carrying Christians. American missionaries were able to penetrate the South Korean market when Korea was still economically undeveloped. They traded aid to the Korean nationalists against the Japanese for Korean adherence to the Bible and cross. About half of Koreans today say they subscribe to no religious philosophy. Of those that do, the largest group, about a third of all Koreans, is Christian, taking a significant market share from the old mainstay of Buddhism in less than fifty years. Now South Koreans comprise the world’s second largest source of Christian missionary talent after Americans, more than 12,000 strong in more than 160 countries. Teach a man to fish and he can eat for a lifetime. Convert a man to Christianity and he can proselytize for a lifetime.
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