Want to go to a brothel, eat chocolate, or do some money laundering? Come to Benelux.
The Benelux trio of the Netherlands (Holland), Luxembourg, and Belgium offer it all.
Benelux
"Benelux is a great combo for
overpaid European Union bureaucrats. They use their inflated salaries
in Brussels (Belgium) to pick up Dutch prostitutes and drugs in
Amsterdam and park illicit earnings in Luxembourg. For those
visiting who've honestly earned their own money, there's little appeal.
You'll get more bang for your buck with a streetwalker and a bag of 'shrooms
from Bangkok."
Voltaire Brown of Don't Travel Europe
Chocolates
(Belgium), brothels (Netherlands), and money laundering (Luxembourg) are
a ticket to becoming an obese AIDS-ridden white-collar criminal
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