Who is the lusty Italians’ favorite cartoon character?
Olive Oyl, extra virgin grade.
does the Pope take a real vacation?
He visits countries where everyone is an atheist.
How much money does the Pope make per year?
As G-d’s agent, ten
percent of what G-d takes in, including all the fines G-d collects when people
speak His name in vain.
How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They’re still trying to figure that one out.
Why is it easy to cook for Italian mafia kings?
They like everything prepared the same way: for free.