Who is the lusty Italians’ favorite cartoon character? 

Olive Oyl, extra virgin grade.

 How does the Pope take a real vacation? 

He visits countries where everyone is an atheist.

How much money does the Pope make per year?  

As G-d’s agent, ten percent of what G-d takes in, including all the fines G-d collects when people speak His name in vain. 

How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb? 

They’re still trying to figure that one out.

Why is it easy to cook for Italian mafia kings? 

They like everything prepared the same way: for free.